I'm the one, babe, that you're gonna choose

Holy frickin Crap, Batman, we've got ourselves an elimination vote over here!

Clearly, my clever campaign is to credit for the late surge in votes I'm recieving. Either that, or the internet is just full of penises that have welcomed me as one of their own. Regardless, I'm grateful for all your support. I promise to keep posting the same boring crap you keep coming back here for - and you can bank on that!

If you haven't voted yet, please do so. Remember that this is the inter-web, so if you're dead you can still vote! (even if you don't live in Chicago) Big Bloggah will be closing the polls in less than 12 hours, so act fast.

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Previous Big Blogger 2 posts:
Theyyyyyyyy're Mediocre!
Infectious Grooves
The Shame of the Monkeybars
Roses Have Thorns: The Kleenex Box Ode
Abe Dawg's Playing Poker
Postcards From the Hedge
Your Friendly Neighborhood Asshole
You can't HANDLE the TRUTH!
Get 'em while they're hot!
Peeping In Windows... Sort Of.
The Attention Span of Modern Thought
Stew-Diddy Goes Electioneering
Friday the Post-teenth
Vote Whoring Two: Electric Boogaloo
Politicians Are All Pricks
A House Only A Cyber-Mom Could Love