Somebody else already used the word "aurora borealis."

You know there's something seriously wrong with your core readership when you can up and fucking disappear for a couple months, yet still get regular search string hits for "orange snot."

I've got five in the last week. Plus two more for "coughing up phlegm."

God bless you, internet... you fucked-up little bastard.

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P.S. I also got three hits for various combinations of "breakdance soul." Is someone trying to tell me something?
And also, I'm not dead. (good to know, eh?)

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