I went to work, but nobody remembered who I was

It's been a while since inspiration struck me, ponderation style, but here we found ourselves once more. Today's ponderation is this:

I think that if Jesus were a rapper, he should call himself "J-Z-zus."

And he said unto them "Come with me and I shall teach you to be beatboxes of men. Ye shall join my twelve a-posse, and kick it old-school on the Galilee-tip." -- Illin' 3:1

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Previous ponderations:
Bolton's in da Hizzy
Touch of the Master's Hand