And there's a hand my trusty fiere
Well, another year looms large as 2006 wheezes its last gasps. While some would say good riddance to this asstard of years, I think it's getting a bit of a bad rap. So here's just a few of the high notes, in case you've forgotten them:
- Booberry cereal was re-introduced, and subsequently devoured.
- I wrote a three-page novella about a nasal zit
- I met the Easter Bunny... maybe.
- I started moving house. (I'm not sure if I've actually finished it, though)
- Due to my innovative vote-whoring campaign, I placed in the top three of Big Blogger 2.
- Two Words: IDF Hotties.
- We all discovered Jonathan Coulton.
- Did I mention the Hotties already?
While I'm on the subject of hotties, I scoured the intertron to find a picture of Dick Clark that was on par with the photo I used for my X-Mas post last week. Unfortunately my quest was doomed to failure. It seems Mr. Clark doesn't pose for those sorts of pictures... all the ones I found were full-frontal, and I just don't think anyone needs to see "America's oldest teenager." (if you know what I mean)
So you'll just have to make do with these last-minute replacements instead: (shamelessly stolen from the Jawa Report, btw)
Happy New Year, from me and mah bitches.
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For those confused by the picture's title, it refers to a smart-ass comment I made over at Rachy's. If you didn't already know that, then you need to get out less, and spend more time on the inter-tron.
As always, feel free to direct your hate mail at stewed_hamm_sucks at YAH00 dot com.
www.sloggi.com.au if you're interested in that sort of thing Mr. Hamm.
:-)
They all look like they have penises in that position, or a dookie in their underwear.
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