Word up to my thick soul sisters

Attention Ocrisians!

This man has singlehandedly re-written our national anthem. Mr. Coulton, while taking a break from writing songs about simian office romance, overly polite zombies, and Dr. Tom Cruise, has transformed our beloved paean to the beauty of womanhood into an even more lovelier version of itself.
It's like arriving to pick up your date for the prom, only to discover that her hot sister is tagging along as well.

Regardless of which version of our anthem you prefer, I can only hope that Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with your selection. Peace out, y'all.