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Dear Jerry Jones:
Are you fucking KIDDING ME? We need some hardworking serious offensive talent to replace Keyshawn "Just Give Me The Damn Pinkslip" Johnson... and you go and sign This Asshole?
Seriously Jerry, we need to hire Terrell and his freight train full of baggage about as much as the TSA needs to hire Barry Switzer. Who's next up for a job interview, Jerry - Straight Cash Homey?
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P.S. I'm back like a heart attack, guys. I don't know what it says about me that I let the cartoon jihad, Danish boycott, Taliban Yalie, and dozens of other important stories slide... but Terrell Owens in the house that Landry built pisses me off enough to slough off my apathy. I suppose "Don't mess with Texas" covers it pretty well though.
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Previous Epistles From the House That Landry Built:
I'm Totally Here To Start Some Trouble
Sometimes You Kick, Sometimes You Get Kicked
Finnabis
Straight Cash Homey
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Previous Open Letters:
Sometimes You Kick, Sometimes You Get Kicked
Vance Petrol, ASPCA
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