Sunday, January 16, 2005

If you believe they put a man on the moon

Remember all those kind words I had to say about Kobe Bryant, Ron Artest, and their homeskizzles in the NBA? yeah, well Randy Moss.

I'd pick his 4th-grade-reading-level ass apart with a fine-toothed comb, but I've got no damn idea what he said in his recent "interview." Seriously, someone needs to beat the holy fuck-all out of him with a grammar stick... or a shovel. Either one is good, really.

My favorite part:
"If you can't have freedom of expression on the football field, come on," DiTrapano said.
DiTrapano would be Moss's two-dollar whore of an agent that fails to realize the football field in question is the property of the Green Bay Packers and that "Straight Cash Homey" is an employee of the NFL. You name me one employee that gets to moon customers on the job, in their place of employment (outside of my favorite strip club, The Dirty Blonde) and then we'll talk, DiTrapano.
Furthermore, since the Packers are a corporation with shareholders and whatnot, it's quite likely that "SCH" mooned most of the owners of the football field. So, no, DiTrapano, your client can't come into the business I own, and start pretending to moon everyone.

Oh, and once SCH's goalpost ass rubbing career is over, Eddie Steeples better check his six. Because damn - Cut your fucking hair, Buckwheat.


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