Tuesday, December 27, 2005

No matter how you toss the dice, it had to be.

On the second day of Crispness, the webidex gave to me:

Two Turtle Dentists

How pathetic is this shit? When people are sleeping in the street, because their houses were stolen by the city to make way for marinas and condos... we're pissing our time away on dentists for turtles. And then the fucking thing has the nerve to go and die because of his stupid kidneys. That turtle is a major-league asshole.
And the most expensive soup bowl I've ever heard of. Still, you've got to admire how Herme the turtle still kept his punk roots while geeking out with that bigassed headgear there - Check out his Darth Maul tats, yo.

And a hastily-planned blogging project!


Anonymous rachy said...

I can't get over the absurdity of such things. On some nature show on television the other day I saw what looked like a mouse getting a caesarean section. I can't get any help whatsoever to pay for necessary physiotherapy on a frozen shoulder but a mouse can get a fucking c-section. Grrrrrrrr.

11:05 PM, December 27, 2005  

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