It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs

We now rejoin the continuing saga of Hammistan vs. Stewed Hamm: Bastard of the Century...

Your Honor, the people submit exhibit... christ, what are we up to now? Exhibit V? Right then, Exhibit V:

Upon learning of the unfortunate death of beloved actor Noriyuki "Pat" Morita, the accused was then overheard saying "So... did you hear that Mr. Miyagi waxed off."
The people would also like to add that if you're reading about this for the first time, we apoligize for inflicting this sick bastard's black soul upon you. Perhaps it can be mitigated by the knowledge that a "Breakin" box set was just released. Go grab it and then do that Electric Boogaloo you kids like so much.

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A-hem. If anyone's got a better punchline, let's hear it. I don't know if it will elicit a pleased response for the inherent humor, or jealousy that I didn't think of it myself. Either way, the masses shall be entertained, as we toast Arnold's death in our own way.

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Previous epistles to the dearly departed:
Let's Roll Over
We Miss You, Paul
Saruman The Dead
God Hates Hippies
Throwing In The Towel