If you can't stand the bass, take your crabby ass home!

I wanted to take a short little pause from our holiday revelry and shoot out a special greeting to anyone who might be celebrating racially-divisive bogus socialist festivals that do nothing to bring all God's people together as one. So, if there's anyone out there like that, my message to you is thus:

Fuck Kwanzaa. Fuck it up the ass.

Granted, La Shawn Barber says it so much more elegantly than I ever will. Ann Coulter sends along her seasonal greetins as well.