And those three small words were way too late

On the third day of Christmas, the internets gave to me:

Three Absolutely Unexpected Violent Incidents

To quote Captain Renault - I'm shocked, shocked to learn that there was violence at a party attended by Puffy Combs! And to think this is how he's treating the legacy of his meal ticket good buddy, Biggie Smalls... for shame, Piddly, for shame.

Seriously you guys, it doesn't take Miss Cleo to see that an album release party for Notorious B.I.G. and Puffy would have some violent incidents. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to learn that it was staged to get some publicity for the CD - especially since I haven't heard jack squat about the project until the release party makes the news.
Let's not even get into the whole issue of Puffy making a career out of being Biggie's friend, and sponging off of his talent ever since his death. There's twice as many BIG albums put out since he's been dead than he ever did alive... Makes that whole "Paul is Dead" thing look half-assed by comparison. It's just sad that Diddy's dragged Biggie's poor mother into the whole fucked-up thing. Her son's drug-addled thug ass deserves better treatment.


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