Monday, September 05, 2005

All we are saying is give peace a chance

This just in from MEMRI (by way of Jihad Watch):

Sudan has solved the disaster relief crisis. Honestly, we should have suspected it all along folks, but it wasn't the hurricane that caused all the problems... it was the Jews.
Following are excerpts from a Friday sermon at Al-Shahid Mosque, Khartoum, Sudan, delivered by Sheik Abd Al-Jalil Al-Karouri. The sermon was broadcast on Sudan TV on September 2, 2005.
From this mosque we send a message conveying our best wishes to America. If America wants to maintain what is left of its civilization, it must free itself, as we say in Sudan, from the curse of the Jews. Our Koran says that this (Jewish) nation is accursed - those who have incurred Allah's wrath. The curse of Israel has afflicted America.

All these are signs. If people want their countries to prosper, they must make peace with Allah and avoid disputing Allah and His prophet.

While it doesn't say if he went on to explain how that jives with the tsunami last year, he did solve the refugees hunger problems as well

Sudan has a lot to offer. Even if we have a shortage of grains, we have a lot of meat. We can offer America sheep, so that it can choose sheep that don't have Mad Cow's Disease. They like that kind of food.
Huzzah! Sheep! What a kind and tolerant face on the religion of peace Shiek Al-Karouri is. I don't believe, however, that I'll be siding with the sheep on the "Jews or Sheep" question, thanks.

Previous dispatches from the Religion of Peace:
Nicky & Vinny's Gulag
The Semtex Coffeeklatch
Blogs are "The Mediocre Satan"
How Harry Potter Wipes His Ass
Moderate Schmoderate
Saruman the Dead
Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead


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