Tuesday, February 23, 2010

But I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose

So I had the occasion to partake of Cookie Cake this weekend. Tasty as always, of course. However, as we were bullshitting around the table, we noticed something weird about the box that the Cookie Cake arrived in.

Sure, I know that they made those prop cakes specifically for the photo shoot... but what if someone walked up to the counter and ordered one?

That's a pretty Zen dude that orders a cookie cake with "Cookie Cake" written on it.
It's an even more Zen dude that gets one with "Not a Cookie Cake" written on his.
But the most Zen dude of all comes up to the counter right after those two guys and gets one that says "Armadillo."

$20 says I get that Armadillo cookie for my birthday.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

My girl be settin' booby traps to catch me eatin' Scooby Snax

So yeah... here we are in 2010. The year we make contact. The year we get contacts... or buy contact paper... or something like that. I don't really keep up with all that, so I'll have to just assume that I've got it correctly.

Anyway, thanks to a commenter named after a Greek letter- incidentally, how cool is that. Anyone named after letters of any alphabet is sporting some Top Shelf nomenclature. Jay, Dee, Zed, Enyay - all great names. Multiple letters is also quite swell, e.g. CeCe, JayCee, VeeDee. OK, maybe not VD so much...
So yeah, I've been spurred to post more often. I think I can at least manage to post a handful of times this year, so let's get right on that, shall we?

My main point here is that I've got an entire case of pristine Girl Scout Cookies sitting in my kitchen. 12 delicious boxes of tasty tasty Thin Mints that are mine, all mine. I estimate they'll last through Tuesday.

So if you haven't yet acquired your personal share of Girl Scout Cookies, I highly recommend you do so promptly. I'll be on the prowl for another fix very soon.

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