You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

... Well, shit.

The only thing I've got is an old line from Carlin - before his entire act became a bitter rant about G-d.
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that."

I'mma try to crawl into bed, and not into a bottle. I'll let you know if I was successful in about 7 or 8 months, judging by my past blogging performance.