One for each night, they shed a sweet Light

Happy Hanukkah to the tribe. Or, for those of you of Hispanic descent: Happy Chicanokah.

For my drunkard friends in the Southern Hemisphere (I'm quite certain you know who you are) don't think for one moment that you're forgotten. I've found the perfect menorah for you to celebrate the Festival of Lights - which I'm told is not the same as the Festival of Getting Lit.

So anyway, that's my quota of cheerful holiday messages for this year. Happy Hanukkah to the Jews, and Happy frantic weekend of shopping to the Christians.