My leopard's navigation skills are totally crap
Why not to fuck with the Jews: Reason #3871
I heard this on the radio as I was walking out of the house yesterday, but I thought for sure it had to be bullshit. Turns out I was wrong.
JERUSALEM — A man clad only in underwear and a T-shirt wrestled a wild leopard to the floor and pinned it for 20 minutes after the cat leapt through a window of his home and hopped into bed with his sleeping family.
"This kind of thing doesn't happen every day," said 49-year-old Arthur Du Mosch, a nature guide. "I don't know why I did it. I wasn't thinking, I just acted."
You think the little pissant jihadi-wannabe's throwing rocks in the streets are scary? Even if they're throwing leopards, the Jews aren't breaking a sweat over it.
When asked to comment, Fred Thompson was reportedly not impressed. "Wrestling a leopard in bed? Please. Around here, I call that 'foreplay.'"
Update: I found some video of this while trolling the web-nets for zebra porn. Keep in mind that it's from Reuters, so there's the standard-issue gratuitous parading of a body for the crowd.