Who-who-who's moving much too fast, is it you?

Disclaimer: Today's post is only for the most sophisticated, urbane, cosmopolitan sort of blog reader.

Ha, like I'd ever post anything like that. Even I wouldn't be able to read it. Actually, this post is about quite possibly the red-neckiest thing I've seen all month. And I include each NASCAR event in that calculation - combined.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... the Hot Dog Martini.

I predict that it will become the Diva's beverage of choice just as soon as the wieners are thoroughly soaked. Salud, Everyone!