Friday, April 01, 2005

I will run I will fight, I will take you through the night

I got a call from my sister this morning. She said she was getting married and wanted to fly the family out to St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands for the wedding. Pretty cool, eh?

Naturally, I got a disappointing call a few hours later...

Nope, it was the police. They found her body face down in a drainage ditch. Apparently she was mugged or something.

April Fools!

I'm just kidding, you guys. It was really St. John. We know better than to go to a tourist trap like St. Thomas!


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