Sunday, July 04, 2010

Go to the top of your highest mountain!

So it's Independence Day again. Happy 234th birthday, America!

First off, while I've always loved this holiday - pool parties, homemade ice cream, fireworks and parades - it really is a great time for kids. Now with the formalities out of the way, lemme get right in to what I came here to bitch about tonight:

What I can't stand, is the damn redneck yahoos that insist on shooting off fireworks all fucking night. You know, I'm glad that us Colonists defeated Britian - hell, if we hadn't pulled it off, I'd be speaking English today! Still and all, you know there's kids trying to sleep, and people that have to go to work in the morning.

But hell, don't let that stand in the way of you blowing shit up at 3 am. No, no, no keep it up. You know, why don't I go get my Mossberg and show you assholes some real fireworks?

Happy Independence Day to the rest of you.


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