First I'm gonna take a dive into the water
Happy birthday, Moms.
PS does this count for anything? God, I hope not... because if you're reading this blog then we both have bigger problems. Still, yeah. Happy happy nonetheless.
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Scotland of the Soul
Political commentary and wry observations, now with 50% more Stuckey's references than before!
About Me
- Name: Stewed Hamm
- Location: Hammistan
The only ones I'm reading lately are Textbooks... and they're not much to praise. I also try to read Moby Dick every year... So far I've gotten to Chapter 13! a new record!
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It's Deja-vu all over again!
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- He ordered a pint and got lost in the crowd
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We do indeed like to watch her bitch.- The Jawa Report
The site the jihadis don't want you to read. - Michelle Malkin
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Doing things that Chuck Norris can only dream of.
Webcomic A-Go-Go!
People that can draw much better than me.
People that can draw much better than me... but have better things to do with their time.
More to come as I discover (read "remember") them.
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Innocents in Israel need help.
The Israeli people are being attacked with over 200 rockets on a daily basis. These rockets are packed with ball bearings and other shrapnel specifically designed to cause civillian casualties. Please, be a mensch and give what you can to aid these people in need.
Monday, December 28, 2009
PS does this count for anything? God, I hope not... because if you're reading this blog then we both have bigger problems. Still, yeah. Happy happy nonetheless.
Friday, December 11, 2009
One for each night, they shed a sweet Light
Happy Hanukkah to the tribe. Or, for those of you of Hispanic descent: Happy Chicanokah.
For my drunkard friends in the Southern Hemisphere (I'm quite certain you know who you are) don't think for one moment that you're forgotten. I've found the perfect menorah for you to celebrate the Festival of Lights - which I'm told is not the same as the Festival of Getting Lit.
So anyway, that's my quota of cheerful holiday messages for this year. Happy Hanukkah to the Jews, and Happy frantic weekend of shopping to the Christians.
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