I will come to your door, I will be sure to smile and be polite

This one's for you, Mom... I hope you're sportin some of that broadband love. You know, the kind where the zeroes in your monthly bill have spinners in them.

So without further ado... ladies and gentlemen: Clubber Lang.

I'm sure that drinking your milk and staying in school were also mentioned in the song, but got edited out by those bastards that tore down the Teen Center...