With my freeze ray I will stop the world

The score of the big game today: 3 loads of laundry; 2 missing socks (one white, one green) Well played, laundromat... well played

crossposted to the Twitter... because I can... and I just wanted to have a post up that was crossposted somewhere, so I can look cool and informed.

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

So hey there everyone...

How 'bout them Cowboys, eh? Holy crap, I go away for a couple months and Dallas decides to do a revival of the early 80s. But they looked good against the Giants last week, so there's hope yet. We'll see how they do today.

What's that? Where the fuck have I been, you ask? Well, the first version of the answer is "none of your fucking business, so get back in your car and drive through, please!" but the real version is that I've been doing a little traveling, and getting my life in order. No, I'm not a fucking hippie all of a sudden... give me a little credit here, please. I'm making some changes in my life, and not all of them are stuff that I'm cool with blogging about just yet. No worries there.

Anyway, you can consider this my bi-monthly "yep, Stew's still alive" post. Have a great Thanksgiving everyone - or if you're not actually able to celebrate on Thursday, have a great Fakesgiving.