Unce, Tice, Fee Times A Mady

Fresh off his successful(?) gender-reassignment surgery, International Pop-Star Buckwheat has been arrested for trying to jump-start his/her acting career with a dead-on Zsa-Zsa Gabor impression.
Mr/s. Wheat was just going about his/her business in the nation's capital Wednesday, when The Man couldn't help but notice his/her unrepentant blackness, a crime especially frowned upon in Whitey's halls of power. Never one to back down from a challenge, Mr/s. Wheat got loud up in there, and gave Whitey a five-fingered dose of Truth™ in his lily-white face.

It looks like Buck(ette) is facing some stiff charges, though it's what we expected for such an in yo' face delivery of Message. Ace has the the 411 on the down-low, my nizzles. What are the odds they read his/her rights in fluffy whitey-talk... din't even give a brotha/sista the courtesy to tell him/her "You under arrest, sugah."

Peace out.