I make my living off the evening news

Here's a fuckin news flash for you:

Gwyneth Paltrow — she's not just like us!

I’ve tried to like Gwyneth Paltrow. Really, I have.

When I first heard news of baby Moses, I didn’t scoff or criticize. I struggled to remember the good times. I tried to remind myself of her many likable qualities.

Thanks a lot there MSNBC - that is professional journalism at its finest. You really dug deep to find the "real story," as they say. My favorite part was where right underneath your headline story about how Gwyneth isn't the person that all the celebrity hype machines claim her to be... you listed a bunch of links to celebrity hype machines. Verra classy.

What's next down the pipe, guys?
"Rock Hudson was gay!" Plus a link to Fred Phelps's website?
"Michael Jackson is crazy!" Plus links to NAMBLA?
"Koalas aren't bears!" Plus an in-depth bio of Fozzie?