Monday, June 06, 2005

Slow-motion weekdays stare me down

I'm starting to think I made a tactical error in joining the cell-phone armada.

You see, in the beginning I wanted nothing to do with cellphones and their ilk, but was forced into it by the circumstances of my situation. So I begrudgingly bought the John Heffron model that just makes calls and lets me talk to people.
That was in the fall. (or "autumn" for all you arteests / English)

Now with spring fully sprung, and summer barreling towards us, I'm starting to see a bunch of really weird shit going on around town. Shit that the world totally needs to be made aware of.

For example:
  • A short gentlemen of Arabic descent with a shaved head and the top 3 or 4 buttons on his shirt undone. Seriously, if this guy's shirt was any color other than white, he'd be a 60s Batman villian. Or Captain Ahab.

  • One of the Joker's henchman-mobiles. (speaking of batman...) Only this one has 23" rims with chrome spinners. How did I know they were 23" rims you ask? Simple, because he has a bigass orange 23" painted on his side windows. My new misson this week is to drive around town and find this guy so I can get a picture.

There's other stuff equally weird that's not going anywhere that I'll have to get pictures of as well... then we can all make fun of them together!


Blogger Di said...

You should take a picture of the city limits sign.....

10:26 PM, June 13, 2005  
Blogger Stewed Hamm said...

Check out thurdsay's S*P. Yet another true believer that phones are phones, not a shaky foundation to bolt bizarre gewgaws onto.

4:18 AM, June 26, 2005  

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