Stop eatin that fudge, cause here comes the judge!

So President Bush has revealed his Supreme Court Nominee to the nation at last. I for one wholeheartedly approve of his pick, and I'm not alone. He's got a long record of support for education and children's issues, promoting a healthy diet and lifestyle, as well as distinguished military service. He's never one to back down from a fight either... legal or otherwise. He's taken on literally hundreds of tough cases throughout his career. In his spare time, he apprarently enjoys gymnastics and boxing.

In spite of all these accomplishments, Senate Democrats are expected to mount a vicious fight to keep him from being confirmed. Inside sources say the first objections will be over his rampant drinking problem.

After the formal announcement, President Bush was overheard saying "I love it when a plan comes together."