As the Pet Shop Boys once said, Love comes quickly. So quickly, in fact, that if you lie down after lunch to take a quick nap, all of a sudden it's the middle of the night and your Valentine's Day post doesn't go up on your blog until the 15th. (OK, so I paraphrased a little there.)
Regardless, I apologize to you, dear Internets, for missing our special day together. I had wanted so much to be with you and share that time with you... I even had a poem for you. I hope you'll appreciate the semtiment, even if it is a little late.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base
Are belong to you.
Happy Valumtimes Day, Internets. I hope that Cupid launched a Zig at you, for great justice... and great love.